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Mon, Aug 10 2009 11:27 AM | Permanent Link |
"Rita" | This is classic I sent a screen grab of a program to a guy
who reckons he is computer savvy. The next thing is he came on the phone saying that fix u sent stating click on this button to get to radio file does not work. After some hand holding the penny dropped he was clicking on the screen jpeg I sent telling him how to find the file Then after all that he says shall I send that one u sent me back ? This was a customer who never ever needed any help before the app was 10 year old D2 Topaz database. I wonder if when I go any place in public and my rear gets itchy can I just pull a jpeg of it out my bag and scratch it. Rita |
Mon, Aug 10 2009 2:18 PM | Permanent Link |
Tim Young [Elevate Software] Elevate Software, Inc. timyoung@elevatesoft.com | Rita,
<< I wonder if when I go any place in public and my rear gets itchy can I just pull a jpeg of it out my bag and scratch it. >> I would say no, but it would be a neat trick if you could. -- Tim Young Elevate Software www.elevatesoft.com |
Tue, Aug 11 2009 10:44 AM | Permanent Link |
Rolf Frei eicom GmbH | LOL... unbelievable!
Rolf "Rita" <nospam@nospam> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:3E872766-5B43-404E-88F5-F33D17C7CD25@news.elevatesoft.com... > This is classic I sent a screen grab of a program to a guy > who reckons he is computer savvy. > The next thing is he came on the phone saying that fix u > sent stating click on this button to get to radio file does > not work. After some hand holding the penny dropped > he was clicking on the screen jpeg I sent telling him how > to find the file > Then after all that he says shall I send that one u sent me > back ? This was a customer who never ever needed any > help before the app was 10 year old D2 Topaz database. > I wonder if when I go any place in public and my rear gets > itchy can I just pull a jpeg of it out my bag and scratch it. > Rita > > |
Tue, Aug 11 2009 5:38 PM | Permanent Link |
"Rita" | "Tim Young [Elevate Software]" <timyoung@elevatesoft.com> wrote in message news:41AC00A8-6AF5-4B7E-9112-887E2283F97A@news.elevatesoft.com... > > I would say no, but it would be a neat trick if you could. > After trawling the shops all day not one itchy bum attack until I got home, and then well u was right it doesnt work just like menu items in jpeg dont Rita |
Tue, Aug 11 2009 5:45 PM | Permanent Link |
"Rita" | "Rolf Frei [Team Elevate]" <rolf@eicom.ch> wrote in message news:F061ED60-DF95-479F-8D9D-03563949577C@news.elevatesoft.com... > LOL... unbelievable! > I know I'am showing signs of old age but the poor guy was sorta savvy at onetime. I 1st sold him a Clipper Summer 87 app in 1988 he was around 55 years old at the time and he grew his business and bought later versions with support. I think his one and only has retired and gone back to Ireland and he is finding it hard. Rita |
Tue, Aug 11 2009 5:49 PM | Permanent Link |
Charalampos Michael | Dear Rita,
> I know I'am showing signs of old age but the poor guy was > sorta savvy at onetime. I 1st sold him a Clipper Summer 87 > app in 1988 he was around 55 years old at the time and he > grew his business and bought later versions with support. > I think his one and only has retired and gone back to Ireland > and he is finding it hard. > Rita Counting the facts i would predict you're around 40 ... right ? -- Charalampos Michael - [Creation Power] - http://www.creationpower.gr |
Tue, Aug 11 2009 11:50 PM | Permanent Link |
Steve Forbes Team Elevate | Hi Rita,
I really thought you were going to say "pull a JPEG out of my ...." (that's the British 4 letter spelling of the word) as I was reading your post Stevo "Rita" <nospam@nospam> wrote in message news:3E872766-5B43-404E-88F5-F33D17C7CD25@news.elevatesoft.com... > This is classic I sent a screen grab of a program to a guy > who reckons he is computer savvy. > The next thing is he came on the phone saying that fix u > sent stating click on this button to get to radio file does > not work. After some hand holding the penny dropped > he was clicking on the screen jpeg I sent telling him how > to find the file > Then after all that he says shall I send that one u sent me > back ? This was a customer who never ever needed any > help before the app was 10 year old D2 Topaz database. > I wonder if when I go any place in public and my rear gets > itchy can I just pull a jpeg of it out my bag and scratch it. > Rita > > |
Wed, Aug 12 2009 1:59 AM | Permanent Link |
Roy Lambert NLH Associates Team Elevate | Charalampos
>Counting the facts i would predict you're around 40 ... right ? Only if we're talking decades Roy Lambert |
Wed, Aug 12 2009 8:30 AM | Permanent Link |
"Rita" | "Charalampos Michael" <chmichael@_-_no_-_creationpower_-_spam_-_.com> wrote in message news:F8807566-BE4D-4629-A4C0-4DC477226775@news.elevatesoft.com... > > Counting the facts i would predict you're around 40 ... right ? > Whatever you are after its yours darling xxx 60 Rita is now 60 and failing fast. ;-( Rita OldBird |
Wed, Aug 12 2009 8:36 AM | Permanent Link |
"Rita" | "Steve Forbes" <ozmosysspamfree@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message news:DA769F58-3F73-4CA2-8C2E-C0C17731CA04@news.elevatesoft.com... > > I really thought you were going to say "pull a JPEG out of my ...." > (that's the British 4 letter spelling of the word) as I was reading your > post > HaHa ha! nothin goes near my bum (arse) not even doctors they get a knuckle sandwich if they try U going walkabout anytime soon ? Rita |
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